My List of rules for LIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Rule #1: lrn to spll write.
Rule #2: I repeat do not ever look Chuck Norris in the eyes.
Rule #3: Don't ask about rule number two.
Rule #4: Listen to my rules.
Rule #5: Do not die.
Rule #6: Learn to not die.
Rule #7: Go to Yonkers, New York.
Rule #8: Never eat a bannana mayonnaise sammich. (Recommended by Casey...)
Rule #9: I know you're annoyed but keep reading.
Rule#10: Keep going.
Rule#11: Almost there.
Rule #12: Trick people into reading rules.
Rule #13: L'eggo my e'ggo. Holmes.
Rule #101000100010010101010104: Recognize sequence!!
Rule #14 (actuallly): Learn to embrace sarcasm, geez. Some people are nitwits.
Rule #15: If you are continuing to read this I am amazed and applaud your efforts to remain sane. *clap clap*
Rule #16: SANITY EQUALS BANNANER CHEEKEN SAMMICH WIF DA LETTUCE OF LIFE!!!!
Rule #17: I bet your hungry huh? Eat something jackwagon.
Rule #18: Ain't no sunshine when sheees GOOOOONNEEE..
Rule #19:The remaining rules are forbeeeden.... :O

Rule #20: Well Until next week.